Questions Remain After Wellstone's Accident Report [Killed by CIA Gamma Ray]

Liberal Slant ^ | 12/31/03 | Jackson Thereau

[hellinahandcart]

"Jackson Thereau", hmm.

Jackson for Jesse, maybe. And perhaps an allusion to Thoreau, who pretended to be getting back to nature by camping out in the woods a half mile down the tracks from Concord.

Pretentious leftist twit who's not using his birth name, I'd guess.

[Protagoras]

I'm just guessing this crap won't last long.

[mabelkitty]

Key words here: Tough election campaign.
He wasn't a shoo-in to win re-election.

Why kill someone when you can steal the election away from them? See? Even their own conspiracies conflict with each other. Too funny cuz they're too stupid.

[CaptRon]

Wellstone cast his vote for his conscience and against the Iraq measure, the lone Democrat involved in a tough 2002 election campaign to do so.

This loose bolt would have us erect a Soviet-style statue of Wellstone, no doubt. IMHO, Wellstone was not important enough to waste the gamma rays on. But, in death, he has become more significant than he was in life.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

You are correct, sir. Norm Coleman had him whipped.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am only a simple coutry humorist who writes political poetry. There are some real poets on FR.

How are these!

Billary

It was indeed the darkest time,
We barely made it through.
The blame for this I place upon,
Your cronies and yes you.
Eight years of you and Hillary,
Were more than we could bear.
You stopped air traffic needlessly,
While someone cut your hair
I wish you’d show a little class,
And get out of my face.
But one good thing is those you help,
Most often lose their race.
So hang around and lend support,
To those who would enslave us.
As tired as I am of you Bill,
You really helped Gray Davis.

Conspiracy Guy 10/24/03

Hitlery

You hate the country of your birth,
You’d sell your soul to crush it.
You fight the things that made us great,
Your own demise please rush it.
New York put their faith in you,
Yes it was placed so poorly.
You will indeed soon be replaced,
They need a change so sorely.
So keep it up, your hate and scorn,
And you they will attack.
By the way I’ve heard that Satan,
Wants to buy his soul back

Conspiracy Guy 10/24/03

[woofie]

Where can I get some drugs like this guy is on?

[BlueLancer]

[Spok]

This from the folks who did not so much as raise an eyebrow over the Vince Foster 'suicide'. Gamma rays, no less. I'd put my money on the veracity of Juanita Broderick and Kathleen Willey first.

[VRWC_minion]

I hope the NYT, WP, and Dean jump on this news.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Electromagnetic pulse device suspected

[jmstein7]

Click here to see the Democrat Campaign Letters from Hillary Clinton and Rep. Carolyn Maloney that YOU paid for!

[Godfollow]

Oh my gosh... how'd they know... now we're toast!

[cwb]

Rush was right: When these people are out of power, they are hilarious. And please...while I felt sorry for the Wellstone family, Paul was hardly this legendary figure they've made him out to be.

[Drango]

Oh my gosh... how'd they know... now we're toast!

Nahhhh they only know about our Electromagnetic pulse drive. The don't know anything about our blue bonnet stinger and and the alpha flux hyper-lock.

3345 6654 8832 9945 7992 9993 6623 9912 3322

[schu]

If someone used an EMP device to “destroy” the electrical circuits of the plane, wouldn’t there be physical evidence of this destruction? Certainly all of the electrical components were not “lost” during the crash. Leaving physical evidence of this type at a crash site of a prominent public figure just does not seem real wise to me.

I guess the FBI, NTSB, CIA etc were all in on the conspiracy.

[L,TOWM]

Don't SHOW it to them! Now they might be able to reverse engineer it!!!

If I start posting in French, you all know what has happened...

I would sure like to know how this guy figured out that the pilot of Wellstone's plane got his Eschaton Immenantized.

[reformed_democrat]

"Jackson Thereau", hmm. . . .
Pretentious leftist twit who's not using his birth name, I'd guess.

If his parents are as far out there as he is, I'm betting that is his birth name.

You know the old saying, "The nut doesn't fall far from the tree," and all that.

[redhead]

Help me up, here...I just fell right out of my chair laughing! Ohhhhh! My sides!!