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George Gibbs, 23, suffered second- and third-degree burns on his head in Columbus, Ohio, in January. He had diagnosed his car's problem as a frozen fuel line, which he thought he could correct by running warm gasoline through it. He then tried to heat a two-gallon can of gasoline on a gas stove. [Columbus Dispatch, Jan94]
Now, where is the story about the man who sucked up a bunch of wasps with his vacuum cleaner, saw that they were crawling back out and decided to gas them by vacuuming an open but unlit burner on a stove?
BOOM!