Heh, heh; what is this an election year or somethin'???
The titillating details have made barely a splash in Texas...
Well Ms. Easton, sweetheart, you gotta go some to make a splash in Texas. The, er, material you AP writers produce is barely worth scrapin' off our boots....
FGS
Barely makes a splash anywhere. We can thank Bill Clinton for that, he lowered the bar quite a bit (or raised it depending on your point of view).