This article goes on to give two sides of the issue, devoting two thirds of the space to support of the release, written by a guy from Amnesty International, and one third to someone from the Heritage foundation. I couldn't find this on-line, so you'll have check your mailer if you are interested. They give web sites of CNN and BBC for help in forming your opinion.
The responses are to be mailed or e-mailed to debate@costco.com. I am not asking that you answer the question, just that you e-mail Costco about the offensive use of their membership mailing list to advance a leftist political agenda.
I am so disgusted with Costco
1 posted on
01/28/2004 11:08:02 AM PST by
Eva
To: Eva
This was e-mailed to me the other day - Author unknown
A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. Attached is a copy of a letter they received back:
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen:
Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
My administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington.
You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.
Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ah bin Had (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.
Ahmed's meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest serving meals that do not require utensils, particularly knives and forks. Also, these should be "one-handed" foods; Ahmed will not eat with his left hand since he uses it to wipe himself after purging his bowels (which he will do in your yard) - but look on the bright side.. no increase in the toilet paper bill.
He generally bathes quarterly with the change of seasons, assuming that it rains, and he washes his clothes simultaneously. This should help with your water bill. Also, your new friend has a really bad case of body lice that hasn't been completely remedied. Please heed the large orange notice attached to your detainee's cage: "Does not play well with others."
Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.
Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite you, given the chance, but his rabies test came back negative, so not to worry. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. However, he will be eager to assist with the education of your sons; have available for their use several copies of the Q'uran. Oh - and rest assured he absolutely loves animals, especially cats and dogs. He prefers them roasted, but raw is fine, too, if they aren't more than 2 or 3 days dead.
Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. We think this watching over each other's shoulder is such a good way for people to interact that we will be sending a team of federal officials with expertise in your line of work to your place of business soon, just to help you do your job better. Don't be concerned that they have the power to close your business, seize your property, and arrest you for any violation of the 4,850,206 laws, codes, regulations and rules that apply to your profession. They're really there just to make sure you're doing everything the proper way. That is what you wanted, right?
2 posted on
01/28/2004 11:19:54 AM PST by
Roughneck
(". . .For there is going to come a time when people won't listen to the truth. . .")
To: Eva
Should the US release the detainees being held at Guantanomo Bay?Yes. To France and Germany.
4 posted on
01/28/2004 11:23:31 AM PST by
Poohbah
("Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" -- Maj. Vic Deakins, USAF)
To: Eva
These are the same human rights groups that want citizen rights for illegal aliens and use our system of government against to provide those rights as taxpayers expense. Keep those suckers locked up at Gitmo and bleed them dry for information. Have our memories of atrocities by these terrorists locked up in Gitmo gone away or dimmed so rapidly?
To: Eva
Asolutely! They should all be freed and allowed to swim home.
We could even give them a lift halfway.
To: Eva
Costco? You mean like Costco the discount wholesale store?
Why are they sending this out and getting involved in questions of national security? Is this a hoax?
8 posted on
01/28/2004 11:30:09 AM PST by
angkor
To: Eva
Yes!
Oh! I'm sorry, I thought you meant into Guantanamo Bay!
9 posted on
01/28/2004 11:32:05 AM PST by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: Eva
27 posted on
01/28/2004 3:57:52 PM PST by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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