[VadeRetro]

We are the descendants of the toughest spores in the galaxy.

You know how you look at some people and say, "It's hard to believe he beat out 2 million other sperm?" We are the degenerate, gone-soft, unworthy descendants of the toughest spores in the galaxy.

[DManA]

Or, you could say every person born is an unbelievable winner

"It's hard to believe he beat out 2 million other sperm?" .