[umgud]

CHP walks up to a driver high-centered on a dirt median spinning his wheels..........driver looks out the window and says; just a moment officer, I'll pull over.

[Hand em their arse]

This one is about as smart as when they installed the breathalyzers in the bars in Texas. All that did was set up some good drinking contests. Who could blow the highest number.....

Come to think of it, I think Lewinsky won a couple of times (rimshot)!