[CapandBall]

A persistent forty-pound dog would be a challenge for a single man...
People are weak. I once had a semi-domesticated monkey of perhaps thirty pounds jump on me...
A man cannot outrun a toy poodle, cannot climb well...

Most 12 year old country boys could beat the crap out of a 40 lb dog, throw a 30 lb monkey 30 feet, catch and kill a toy poodle in 10 seconds, and climb a tree faster than this writer can climb stairs.

A man who lived by his wits, outdoors his whole life could do it with one hand tied behind his back.

[Doctor Stochastic]

A man who lived by his wits, outdoors his whole life could do it with one hand tied behind his back.

Most balding, sedentary, overweight, city-folk could do the same.

[Monti Cello]

....throw a 30 lb monkey 30 feet, catch and kill a toy poodle in 10 seconds, and climb a tree faster....

Every cub scout should have to earn his food chain merit badge!