[boris]

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, settin' on a
Pedestal of Abalone Shells
Goin' 90, I ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell..

[Ciexyz]

Get yerself a sweet Madonna
Dress 'er up, put pearls on 'er....

From the film Cool Hand Luke. I believe Paul Newman himself sang it, but I can't swear for sure, it's been years since I saw it. That ditty stuck with me, tho.

[JTG]

LOL!