[Cicero]

The environmentalists should get after the lawyers for wasting paper.

Every instruction book in America now has several pages of safety warnings, before you get to the actual instructions. Many trees were cut down to print this useless junk.

"Warning: Never run a lawnmower over your foot."

"Warning: Never take a toaster into the bathtub with you."

[the_devils_advocate_666]

My thoughts exactly.