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Wishful Thinking
U.S. News- Washington Whispers ^ | 04/12/04 | Paul Bedard

Posted on 04/04/2004 3:37:22 PM PDT by Pokey78

The president fired Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld last week, but more on that later. The day is last Tuesday. The situation: a secret terrorist-attack drill in Washington. Chechen terrorists have seized Russian nukes and fired them at Washington, New York, and Chicago. President Bush is killed. The veep, traveling in Russia, is presumed dead. House Speaker Dennis Hastert, the next in line, balks at the top job, bringing us to Secretary of State Colin Powell, played by a fellow top official. He's helicoptered to a remote location to huddle with others playing Rumsfeld, the attorney general, and the treasury and housing secretaries. After landing, Powell is sworn in as president. He then looks over the 40 other officials in the drill and barks out an order: "My first act is to fire Donald Rumsfeld." Look out, Rummy--we hear that even the Pentagon folks in the drill laughed at that one.


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1 posted on 04/04/2004 3:37:26 PM PDT by Pokey78
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U.S. News is turning into a haven for liberal pukes. They used to be less like Time and Newsweak. I wonder if John Kerry reports thier printing and distribution costs as in-kind campaign donations. He should.
2 posted on 04/04/2004 3:53:20 PM PDT by cincy29
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3 posted on 04/04/2004 3:54:21 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Don't be a nuancy boy)
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To: Pokey78
If they're saying Powell doesn't like Rumsfeld, then why the elaborate, scary scenario?
4 posted on 04/04/2004 3:56:36 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: Pokey78
The veep, traveling in Russia, is presumed dead. House Speaker Dennis Hastert, the next in line, balks at the top job, bringing us to Secretary of State Colin Powell,

WRONG!

Next in line after Hastert would be Senate President Pro Tem -- Ted Stevens, of Alaska. And what a slap at Hastert, suggesting that in such a time of crisis he would refuse to do his patriotic duty and accept his Constitutional role as the new president.

5 posted on 04/04/2004 4:14:58 PM PDT by Brandon
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Next in line after Hastert would be Senate President Pro Tem -- Ted Stevens, of Alaska. And what a slap at Hastert, suggesting that in such a time of crisis he would refuse to do his patriotic duty and accept his Constitutional role as the new president.

You are correct in Constitutional order of succession, but read the senerio again, Washington had nukes launched at it. Doubt that Sen. Stephens would have survived that.

6 posted on 04/04/2004 4:39:18 PM PDT by Calvinist_Dark_Lord (I have come here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta bubblegum! ~Roddy Piper)
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To: Pokey78
Why is this garbage in the political cartoons / humor forum? ... Or on any forum?
7 posted on 04/04/2004 4:58:41 PM PDT by joebren
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