[SolutionsOnly]

The fact the the United States survived Jimmy Carter is testimony that there is a very merciful God watching over us.

[Puppage]

Jimmy Carter takes president to task

Too bad Jimmy Carter couldn't do the task of a President.

[binger]

[SJackson]

If you'd like to be on or off this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

"The prime source of animosity towards the United States is the lack of progress in dealing with the Palestinian issue,"

You've said that before, Jimmy, just a part of your final solution

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Jimmy Carter, on Israel and the Jews

1979: "I have never met an Arab leader that in private professed a desire for an independent Palestinian state. Publicly, they all espouse an independent Palestinian state -- almost all of them -- because that is what they committed themselves to do at Rabat (the 1974 Arab League summit conference)."
--President Jimmy Carter
a 1979 press conference

Early 1980: …at a March 1980 meeting with his senior political advisers, angrily snapped, "If I get back in, I`m going to f--- the Jews."
Jimmy Carter, March 1980

Late 1980: Cyrus Vance…confirmed to then-New York mayor Ed Koch that Carter, if reelected, would "sell out" the Jews
Jimmy Carter shortly before the 1980 election

2003: …had I been elected to a second term, with the prestige and authority and influence and reputation I had in the region, we could have moved to a final solution
Jimmy Carter, 12-1-2003

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"We take the world like you find it; and Israel is a small state with a small population. It's a democracy and it exists in a neighborhood that in many - over a period of time has opined from time to time that they'd prefer it not be there and they'd like it to be put in the sea. And Israel has opined that it would prefer not to get put in the sea, and as a result, over a period of decades, it has arranged itself so it hasn't been put in the sea."

Donald Rumsfeld

[rj45mis]

Some folks just like to hear themselves bluster. Carter is one of these self important people. If he didn't have the name recognition, his opinions wouldn't matter to a piss ant.

[Yo-Yo]

"The present administration has not done so at all. We have been exclusively committed to the policies of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Israel, and have made no effort to try to have a balanced negotiating position between Israel and the Palestinians," Carter said.

Clinton wanted to make Israel/Palestine peace his legacy so bad that he dropped his shorts repeatedly for Yassir Arafat, yet Arafat still nixed every single land for peace deal offered to him.

If Carter's boy Clinton couldn't get the job done, then who is he to criticize Bush?

[RichInOC]

Carter made the comments at the Rio R.V. Park...

...his new home?

[SJackson]

National Lampoon

Billy Carter has announced an all-out campaign to embarrass his brother Jimmy. Thus far, Billy's efforts have included displays of loud, argumentative drunkenness, public urination, anti-Semetic pronouncements and questionable meetings with Libyan officials.

However, since the president has repeatedly ignored his younger brother, saying, "the president has no control over the opinions and actions of any American citizen," Billy has vowed to redouble is efforts.

He now reportedly plans to get drunk and drag a half-naked black woman through LaGuardia Airport shouting, "I'm sending this boogie back to Africa for giving bad head!" Should this attempt fail, Billy plans to murder some nurses.

[dawn53]

Jimmy Carter is one of the leaders of the Blame America First club.

"We sent Marines into Lebanon and you only have to go to Lebanon, to Syria or to Jordan to witness first-hand the intense hatred among many people for the United States because we bombed and shelled and unmercifully killed totally innocent villagers -- women and children and farmers and housewives -- in those villages around Beirut. ... As a result of that ... we became kind of a Satan in the minds of those who are deeply resentful. That is what precipitated the taking of our hostages and that is what has precipitated some of the terrorist attacks." (Jimmy Carter, William Blum, American Empire for Dummies, 10/21/02)

[inkling]

An RV Park? Nice gig, Jimmy!

[hillaryisalesbo]

Jimmy Carter is tragedy.

[mrs. a]

So Jimmy Carter pontificates again.

Get away, fly.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Not exactly Mr. Successful in this (or any significant) arena, is he? Who the hell listens to Jimmy Carter?

[WHBates]

I was born and raised in Chicago and my father was a union organizer and as such was a Democrat because it was all I knew. I made the serious mistake of voting for this jerk in the 1976 election and have regretted it ever since. What a loser!

[M Kehoe]

Former President Carter on Thursday called the Bush administration's decision to wage war against Iraq "ill-advised and unnecessary," adding the resulting campaign "has turned out to be a tragedy."

Jimmy Cahter giving advice is like i42 trying to tell the truth. Each word is worthless.

5.56mm

[SarahW]

Thanks so much, Jimmy. If this war can be blamed on anyone in particular, it would be YOU.

[Paul Atreides]

Carter made the comments at the Rio R.V. Park after wrapping up a four-day birding trip with his wife, Rosalynn, in the lower Rio Grande Valley.

The other day, someone posted a story about a woman who has a forty-pound cat. At the end of the article, it stated that the Guiness Book of World Records no longer has that as a record category. That's because you will not find a bigger pussy in the world, than Jimmah Carter.

[motzman]

"That rabbit is dynamite!"

[goldstategop]

ROFL! The same Jimmuh Cartuh that gave us Iran and Afghanistan in the 70s and was helpless in the face of Soviet expansionism. He wants us to give up and run away from radical Islam. After all we musn't make them mad. Can you believe this guy was ever President? Like President Reagan used to say, "there he goes again."

[Right_in_Virginia]

Come on, Roslyn....put your "soul-mate" in an assisted living facility already.

[mystery-ak]

My husband, mike1sg, blames this current uprising in Iraq on Ted *the Swimmer* Kennedy...he considers him a traitor to the US, wait til I forward this article to him....Kennedy and Carter have under-minded our US troops and has brought harm to them.....God protect our troops.