[Servant of the 9]

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, not a wussie Windsor knot designed for an effiminate fop who resigned his Kingship rather than Deal With It, and hadn't the brains to learn to tie a Four-in-Hand knot.

A Really Real Retrosexual also knows how to drive a Four-in-Hand rig.

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[Capriole]

A Really Real Retrosexual also knows how to drive a Four-in-Hand rig.

Wow. Do you have any idea how few men even know what driving four-in-hand even means, much less how to do it without going into a ditch? I love you, do you want to get married?

[GATOR NAVY]

A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, not a wussie Windsor knot...

I'm so retrosexual I don't even know the name of the tie knot I use. It's the one I was taught in boot camp.

[Ichneumon]

Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, not a wussie Windsor knot designed for an effiminate fop who resigned his Kingship rather than Deal With It, and hadn't the brains to learn to tie a Four-in-Hand knot.

Hear hear!

[smith288]

A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot,

Shwew...for a minute there I thought I was not a retro but reading that sure re-affirms my retro-ness.

[Smokin' Joe]

What? Retrosexuals wear TIES?. Oh, for weddings and funerals. OK.

[Duke809]

A Real Retrosexual knows how to tie a Four-in-Hand knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Four-in-Hand knot, not a wussie Windsor knot designed for an effiminate fop who resigned his Kingship rather than Deal With It, and hadn't the brains to learn to tie a Four-in-Hand knot.

A Really Real Retrosexual also knows how to drive a Four-in-Hand rig.

Also a Retrosexual should know how to tie a bowline, a flying (or tugboat) bowline and a Spanish Windlass. And tie anything to anything with a series of half-hitches.