Welcome to what Michael Savage calls: "THE GELDED AGE!" (I thought of the expression a day before I heard him utter it on his show... uncanny!)
What ever happened to the song that said: "If ya wanna be happy for the rest of you're life... git yerself an ugly wife?"
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you"
Sorry, I forgot the group, and I might not have the words right.