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I hope we don't make them get naked or wear underwear on their head.

Put them up in a five-star hotel and serve them lobster so as to not insult their special muslim cultural sensitivities.

[dfwgator]

Give 'em the Comfy Chair.

[dufekin]

Make sure those lobsters are live, in tanks of cold water, and don't have any tape on their pinchers. We don't want to offend the lobsters, do we?

[sauropod]

I think we should feed them pork chops. And invite them to wrestle some nekkid Arab women in a pool full of bacon grease.

[mel]

When I saw that guy with the panties on his head, I laughed so hard. I know that is politically incorrect to say but enough of the nakedness just put the panties on their heads and laugh at them.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Pssst, they can't eat shellfish ;-)

[Frank_Discussion]

Terrorist scum: "Haha... Stupid American. You can no longer force me to say anything! You'll get nothing from me, infidel!"

Trooper John: "Who said I wanted anything from you?" *WHOP* *WACK* *CRACK*

Terrorist scum: "But, butbutbut! Y-y-you can't interrogate me this way!"

Trooper John: "Have I asked you any questions? CIA will ask the questions, I'm just transporting you." *CRUNCH* *MUNCH* *WHAAMMO* *BLAM* "Oh, look, some panties! Come here, Muhammad!"

Terrorist scum: "No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the Maidenforms, NOOOOOO!!! Allah help me...."

[Rytwyng]

serve them lobster so as

Not kosher! But there's an idea... give them only wine to drink and pork to eat.

[Dead Dog]

Arabs have sooo many paths to humiliation:

Shoe slapping
Riding Donkey's Back wards
Naked in front of women (homos, don't know a good time!)
Dog leashes.

So, here's what we should do. Have them ride each other (naked and backward) on parade through Baghdad, wearing dog collars, leashes, and funny head dressed made of women's underwear and CFMP's.

That should do the trick. Once Al Jizearez broadcast that around the Arab world, it will turn would be-martyrs into scourge.

Remember this guy

Domination is universally understood, and in the ME, respected.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I hope we don't make them get naked or wear underwear on their head.

Me neither. That would be mean.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

"I hope we don't make them get naked or wear underwear on their head.
Put them up in a five-star hotel and serve them lobster so as to not insult their special muslim cultural sensitivities."

LOL I like the way you think!

Or.. We could shoot them in the head but, WE HAVE KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON THEM.
If we shoot them naked it would be torture.