[gemoftheocean]

$6000 road bikes do not typically come with training wheels.

If a bawl baby is buying one, they are standard equipment.

[gemoftheocean]

It's pretty telling that the only politically "prominent figure" who is actually making more than a token effort is blowhard Teddy. Awfully bad when the mere mention of your chief supporter's name causes sane people to break out into laughter and derision.