[oblomov]

John Kerry prays to his insect god, chanting, "forgive us, all-powerful Mantis!"

[MacDorcha]

heh, its a "Trust Fall"... note: noone is behind him :)

[Major_Risktaker]

Let's hear it for Homosexual Marriage Everybody!

[oblomov]

A true Boston Brahmin prays just like the original Brahmins.

[arasina]

Why are the people always so far in back of F'n Kerry? He must have a really bad problem with flatulence.

Is this photo his answer to President Bush's Faith Based Initiatives or is he facing Mecca?

[theDentist]

John Effin Kerry prepares to demonstrate "The Kerry Dive", which allows him to enter the water head first, yet prove he entered feet first.

[Bob Eimiller]

Which way is MECCA... I'm Part Arab and part Muslim too...

[G-dzilla]

Thank you so much for inviting me to St. Petersburg-Clearwater International Airport, where young Charles "don't call me Bishara" Bishop took off for his celebrated crash into the Bank of America Building in downtown Tampa. Now, for my Hindu supporters, allow me to strike a pose as if I'm doing that Hindu "praying hands" thing. That's Hindu, isn't it? Or is it Buddhist? Ah, je ne sais quoi...

[bitt]

"C'MON, SEVENS!" "Daddy needs a new pair of b*lls!"

[Phantom Lord]

Sank you berry much

[Cobra64]

"I'm getting ready to do a back-flip.... concentrate... concentrate... cameras ready? Where the F are the cameras? Those SOB SS guys are always tripping me and screwing with my photo ops. Sheesh. Just when I was trying to reinvent myself. No. that's Al's line. Trying to get people to really know. me."

[End_Clintonism_Now]

John Kerry's Homeland Security Patrol Comin' Atcha...

[potlatch]

He looks like the 'Leaning Tower of Pisa'!!

[Dawgmeister]

What's that fuzzy looking thing the woman at the far end of the line is holding? Is she getting ready to pin the tail on the jack-ass?

[WideGlide]

With utter disregard for his own safety and the enemy rockets, LTJG Kerry again ordered a charge on the enemy, beached his boat only ten feet from the VC rocket position, and personally led a landing party ashore in pursuit of the enemy who were all in a threatening position that looked like this.....

[hole_n_one]

53 replies and not a single reference to Vietnam.

I have one question.......

wtf?

[steplock]

The REAL caption is funnier!

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., speaks to a crowd of supporters on stage at St. Petersburg/Clearwater International Airport in St. Petersburg, Fla., on Tuesday, June 1, 2004. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

How does one speak to the crowd like THAT?

[dila813]

"I will bow down and pledge allegiance to Islam and deliver unto Islam the United States of America. This is my exit strategy that I have formulated with the help of France, Germany, and the United Nations." Kerry explains his detailed strategy for dealing with the War on Terror in response to Administration Critics that all he wants to do is cut and run.

[dila813]

"Which direction is Mecca??"

[dila813]

"Will the real Doofus take one step forward and take a bow?"