[TheLurkerX]

Or in the case of my ex boss:

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself, but I see your head is in the way.

[al baby]

I worked for a hermophdite i told it to f itself once and it did

[carlo3b]

From ARIZONA

A company called "Guns For Hire" stages gunfights for Western movies, etc. One day, they received a call from a 47-year-old woman, who wanted to have her husband killed. She got 4-1/2 years in jail.