Coffee Spew Alert! LOL
I had a high school english teacher who called me her "feckless lout". I always suspected it didn't mean "favorite pupil."
Geez, you mean you didn't sue her and the school district for being mean to you?
I am glad that you enjoyed the phrase "feckless crapweasel." It contains two of my favourite verbal arrows in one tidy package. Also, you will find that, when spoken, it rolls off the tongue rather nicely.
Cheers,
AAC