Seeen that bar on an old Twilight Zone once. A stranger stops his car, was running a little hot and stops into the bar where it's only the old owner and his young restless daughter. Then the stranger lights up. To think that all that would be illegal, just makes my blood boil!
Best strategy is when they get to court, just light up right in the courtroom. When the bailiffs/judge make a stink, he should just say "hell judge, I'm not doing anymore than you or your colleagues do in chambers. This whole deal has gotta stop!
Unfortunately, most of the jails, like the one he would be placed in for contempt, don't allow smoking anymore.
Oh the injustice of it all!
Still don't understand the concept of private property, eh?