The next war in Europe, loser keeps France.
I know, right? Who would want that country. Nobody wants to work and they eat cheese all day. Hey it`s also an absolute fact, not making this up, France uses the least amount of soap out of any country in the world. At first I thought how can that be? I mean you have some countries that are so poor that the last thing they would want to buy would be soap. But then I thought, even if you only made 20 bucks a year, there still would be a time in that year where you would wash with soap at least once or twice. Maybe there`s a sliver that the town shares or something. The French on the other hand use the least because they don`t WANT to use it! It isn`t a matter of washing with it every so often, they just don`t like soap! They like mouldy cheese, things that stink. Everything that stinks they eat, that`s why Warner Bros. made those Pepe Le Pew cartoons, the French skunk who stinks. Out of all the countries in the world, they chose the French to portray as a stinky skunk.