Skip to comments.Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)
Posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT by King David
Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.
And please, no teasing.
Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).
Yep. That describes her perfectly
(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")
Everything in "Madonna", starting with the name, was engineered by the same people that designed the upgrade 20 years later, Britney Spears.
She certainly looks older.
I think Madonna is her birth name - Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone.
Watching a woman enter a mid life crisis is always ugly.....
And her rose by any other name will still be as skank.
Queen of Babylon?????
I dont' know about changing her children's names. Unfortunately, "Moon Unit" and "Dweeble" have already been taken.
Doesn't "Madonna" sorta mean "Mother"?
Ester of the Bible??? I don't think she can come close, does anyone know what her REAL name is???
What's a Madonna?
Stop it Madon-err, I mean Esther, you're KILLING me!!!!
Why don't you just call yourself the SL*T formerly known as Madonna?
Is she actually going to use this name regularly? When I saw it reported, I had the idea that it would be like a Catholic confirmation name... used in one's faith, but not every day. I don't know much about Kabbalah... how much is what I thought was to be her "faith" name actually going to be used?
She's getting as weird as Michael Jackson in her own way.
"Well isn't that special!" - Church Lady.
You're correct...I was in the doctor's office last week, and all they had to read was old issues of People...BTW, put a pic of Madonna next to one of Sarah Jessica Parker...they look like sisters..
"Queen of Babylon???"
Since Bablyon was in what is now modern-day Iraq, maybe she's got the hots for Saddam Hussein.
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