I wonder if John Edwards knows all the lyrics to "A-huggin' and a-chalkin'" ?
I gotta gal that's mighty sweet, With blue eyes and tiny feet. Her name is Rosabelle Magee, and she tips the scale at three o three, Oh! Gee- but ain't it grand to have a girl so big and fat that when you hug'er You don't know where you're at you Have to take a piece of chalk in your hand and hug a way and chalk a mark to see where you began, One day when I was a huggin and a chalkin and a chalkin and a huggin a way. When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand, Com-in' around the other way 'round the mountain. Comin' around the other way. Nobody ever said I'm weak. My bones don't ache and my joints creak. But I I grow absolutely limp, Ev-'ry time I kiss my baby blimp, Oh! One day I had a yen for some one leaner, she was meaner than a mink in a pen. So I left her now I'm happy as a fella could be Huggin and chalkin in once a gain 'round my Rosie Huggin and chalkin in once again. One day I was a huggin and a chalkin and a beggin' her to be my bride When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand Comin a round the other side of the mountain Comin around the other side.