[petercooper]

Senator Ted Kennedy adjusts his glasses during a sound check in preparation for a speech later in the day at the Democratic National Convention in Boston, Massachusetts on July 27, 2004. Democrats shift gears on Tuesday on their convention's second night, as John Kerry (news - web sites)'s wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, shows a personal side of the White House hopeful and the son of a Republican icon, Ron Reagan Jr., and Kennedy take a turn at the podium. REUTERS/Rick Wilking US ELECTION

[reagandemo]

"Ted Kennedy adjusts his glasses". Whoa, I thought at first you meant that he was setting up his "highball" glasses on the podium to make sure he has an ample supply within arms length.

[Kate of Spice Island]

"How many toasts am I scheduled for tonight?"

"I damned near ran out of Jack Daniel's last night and that isn't going to happen again!"

[chemicalman]

If Ted is playing the drinking game tonight....

[7.62 x 51mm]

The "skipper" of the USS Oldsmobile is 'tuning-up', and needs and infusion of alcohol/drugs, just to get by. Look at the blearly-eyed drunk on that lecturn. He's a subhuman piece of liberal-demokkkRAT garbage.

[CT]

2004 Democrat National Convention -- Official Program
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. Boston Harbor to be dredged afterward by Greenpeace and billed to GE.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrgh!'
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.
11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes (including bestial lovers and transgenders), men-boys love society (NAMBLA), animal rights advocates, pantheists and anti-gun groups.
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
11:50PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
NEW: 5:00am -Ted Kennedy Will Conduct a Swimming Class and Water Rescue Training