Any ABB would suit me fine.
Landru, thanks for the heads up. ;)
"Simple Man!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man")
His mama told Bill...when he was young,
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son...
My life's been wasted...on boyz who play...
So, please, don't you cheat...you will thank me...GoodGuyz Don't Stray!!
Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!!
Her legs are stumps...and her A$$ is phat!!
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son, is Ol' Chi-ca-go SCUM!!
Slick, Life is simple...have a plan...
Ohh, be someone...folks trust, then yer a Man!!
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can?!
Forsake yer lust...fer the ChinaMan's Gold...
Don't lust fer Power...it corrupts yer soul!!
Slick, you can do this, if you try...
All that I want fer yopu, my son...is to say, "I NEVER LIED!!"
Slick, be a symbol...make yer stand!!
Bill, serve yer Country...if yer called to Viet Nam!!
Willie, Life is simple...fer a Man...
You've been blessed Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(Conservativemusician, BigMan, and DiscoDave jammin' on guitars)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself!!
Bill's Lust Fer Power...eclipsed all else!!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and Slick LIED!!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's [a] symbol...NewWorldMan!!
Good folks, don't let this...ChiComWhore's...TREASON Stand!!
Willie, yer a simple, weak GirleyMan...
You are "GUILTY!!"...time to pay the Band...
Mudboy Slim