I KNOW you know this one...
"White House!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Red House")
Ah yeah!
There's a White House in Columb'yuh...
That's where George Dubyuh stays!!
Folks, it's THE White House fer the Country...
Lord, not a place fer semen stains!!
It shan't be the home fer John Kerry...
Reject Left's slime...yer vote could sway!!
Leftist Minions, somethin's wrong here...
Yer sleaze supercedes yer Whore'd!!
Mental midgets, Left is Wrong...lord, have mercy...
Liberate Iraq this War!!
Sosh'lists pander to FEAR!!
MUD's a mad man FReepin'...
Whup DemLib'rals 'til they are no more!!
Clinton's crimes shall be avenged, I swear!!
Well, Right's fight is against RATS in this Country...
Build our City on the Hill!!
Gip's dream shall come true!!
Lord, the Right shall swell...attack dopey Lib'rals...
Goin' back to RE-IMPEACH Bill!!
'Cuz if John Ashcroft won't pursue Justice...
I know US FReepers will...Yeah!!
Mudboy Slim (06/28/2004)
This one needs to be recorded soon, 'cuz after the election, nobody'll give a HOOt...
"Hanoi John!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!! Ohahhohh...
Ashamed of you...an yer goddamned LIES!! Ohahhohh...
I loathe the way you flop, I loathe Left's sissy-talk!!
I loathe the way RATS wriggle...Left snickers and it mocks!!
Hanoi John...ohahhohh...I think you are a Coward!!
Yeah, yer scum... damn yer VietNam LIES!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Hanoi John, what makes yer heart sooo purple?!
Ohahhohh...
Yer "injuries"...were just gutless LIES!!
I loathe the way Left mocks...and all their sissy-talk!!
I want the righteous Truth...RAT-fools, you are losing...LOSING!!
Hanoi John, I'm opposed to yer Power!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
We object...to yer campaign LIES!!
(More guitar jammin')
Hanoi John...Cowards don't win elections!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
(You) don't deserve...yer three Purple Hearts!!
Mudboy Slim