In further news, Kerry lost the election in a landslide.
Good point. If they are now going into the business of reporting the future as the past then:
Washington - In a stunning repudiation of the polls, and pending any court challenges almost certainly in the works in certain 'battleground' states, it appears as if the previous President, Bush, has upset Democratic front runner, John F. Kerry, who enjoyed a lead of almost 12 percentage points in some polls, just days before the election. Many once again are scratching their heads to say that perhaps people were more undecided than they had led pollsters to believe.
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