I regularly call Kerry's D.C. office and ask the staff if their boss is still AWOL.
You are baaaaddd. Keep it up. I think I will do it too. We should all do it like a bunch of cranky oldsters.
Good idea!
Little rant:
Why can't Kerry speak without Edwards stuck to him. Even W and Laura, Dick and Lynne Cheney use separate chairs when they are interviewed.
The very same hostile media that went on for days about Bush and Cheney appearing together before the 9/11 commission as a sign of Bush's failings, have nary a word to say about the Kedwards reverse-Siamese twins surgery.