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Dems' Duo NOT a Big Hit On the Road ("Flopping Across America" Tour!)
Baltimore Sun ^
| 8/4/04
| Jules Witcover
Posted on 08/04/2004 4:49:34 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
WHEELING, W.Va. - Like the successful Democratic road show of Bill Clinton and Al Gore rolling out of the party's New York convention in 1992, John Kerry and John Edwards hit the highways together last weekend directly out of Boston, hoping to find the same winning chemistry.
Traveling by bus through the key swing states of Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Ohio before splitting up, the Democratic running mates sought to emulate the camaraderie that marked the Clinton-Gore motorcade a dozen years ago.
Despite much backslapping, hugging and words of mutual admiration among Mr. Kerry, Mr. Edwards and their accompanying families, with actor Ben Affleck thrown in, the rollout did not quite achieve the level of euphoria of the Clinton-Gore political meal on wheels.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Maryland; US: Ohio; US: Pennsylvania; US: West Virginia
KEYWORDS: bustour; election2004; johnedwards; johnfkerry; noonelovesarat; terayzaheinzbimbo; theaffleckeffect; witcover
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Hehe...Lurch and Pretty Boy aren't going over too well...justice is sweet...
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:52:04 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Liberalism IS the status quo)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I wrtote Kerry a tour song.
Blowing in the Wind
How many times must he flip flop and flip,
Before he takes a firm stand?
How many lies must he tell about Nam,
Before we all call his hand?
How many times can he vote pro and con,
Before he is totally canned?
His answer my friend, is changing with the wind.
His answer is changing with the wind.
How many times will he say George Bush lied,
Before he tells us a fact?
How many times must I hear him drone on,
And still my ears stay intact?
How many deaths did he cause there in Nam,
With all his appeasements at home?
The answer and trend, John Kerry's not our friend,
The answer's John Kerry's not our friend.
How many terms could John Kerry serve,
Before America's gone?
How many days before he would cave in,
Afraid to protect our home?
How many weeks till he gave us away,
And let the UN take the throne?
The answer my friend, we'd twist in the wind,
The answer is we'd twist in the wind.
Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:52:59 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Gret song! Very concise summary of the candidate's flaws. Folks should print this out and hand it out at Kerry rallies - the pic on one side and the song on the other.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
You have to register. What did it say?
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:58:48 AM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
To: Conspiracy Guy
fabulous job! this could catch on!
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posted on
08/04/2004 4:59:44 AM PDT
by
avital2
To: Puddleglum
Good Idea. Feel free to use as you see fit. Here is poem to go with it.
Kerry 2004
I want to be the President,
Though all know I cant lead.
I really want the power though,
Its really what I need.
Ill lie and cheat and fabricate,
Ill flip and flop for sure.
The lefts so dumb theyll vote for me,
For stupid, theres no cure.
George Bush lied, Ill chant and sing,
Though I know its not true.
I love America Ill say,
Another lie for you.
Ill back the UNs global push,
No sovereignty for us.
The world rides free at our expense,
Well even buy the bus.
Let terror rain down on this land,
We really are to blame.
Oh yes, I fought in Viet Nam,
Four months, then home I came.
Three Purple Hearts for paper cuts,
Like some rite of passage.
You bet my names John Kerry,
And I approve this message.
Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 7/30/2004
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:00:30 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: avital2
Thanks. That would be a hoot.
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:01:30 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: BunnySlippers
"Having to register" is no longer a drawback. Go here: http://www.bugmenot.com/ ; get a handy pre-registered "identity"; and go and read to your heart's content. :)
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:01:57 AM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Excellent lyrics! Great job!
10
posted on
08/04/2004 5:02:39 AM PDT
by
NautiNurse
("I served in Viet Nam, and we have better hair"----John F'n Kerry campaign platform)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Nice job, CG!
I heard that the Johns are busing supporters in for their rallies because turn out is so low.
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:04:05 AM PDT
by
Semper Vigilantis
(Help IS on the way - and it's spelled B-U-S-H.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The Kerry Magical Mystery Tour Joined by the Al-Aqsa Boys Band
Featuring such popular hits as:
Fool on the Hill
I am the Waffle
Hello Goodbye, Flip Flop
Peggy Lame
Baby You're A Rich Man
Mama T Should Know
All You Need Is Love
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:04:11 AM PDT
by
Stallone
(Warrior Freepers Rule The Earth)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
The bad thing is...
In Beckley WV they love Kerry and M. Moore.
The good thing is...
The only good thing out of Beckley WV is the WhiteWater Rafting.
13
posted on
08/04/2004 5:05:15 AM PDT
by
GottaLuvAkitas1
(Ronald Reagan is the TRUE "Father Of Our Country".)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Obligatory "Flush the Johns in '04!" bump. Just wait 'til the voting begins -- the Two Johns will really find out what the word "flush" means!
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:05:54 AM PDT
by
Taxman
(So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
To: Conspiracy Guy
is that the same wendy's meal they dumped in the trash for a catered 5star meal later on?
15
posted on
08/04/2004 5:06:57 AM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it)
To: BunnySlippers
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:08:04 AM PDT
by
sd-joe
(Bush has power, while Kerry has only ambition)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
They need to dump Ben. I guess they think he'll attract younger voters, but he just adds to their girly-man image.
To: Conspiracy Guy
MOST EXCELLENT SONG!!!
One question: I have friends and relatives all over the place. May I send them a copy of this (with "Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004" following it)? Is it a copyright or... ? I just don't want to send something (that I think is REALLY clever, BTW!) without permission.
Thanks,MS
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:12:00 AM PDT
by
Maria S
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." Hillary Clinton, 6/28/04)
To: NautiNurse
I'm glad you like it. Dylan was protesting when he wrote the tune. I was protesting when I rewrote it.
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:12:14 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
...
the rollout did not quite achieve the level of euphoria of the Clinton-Gore political meal on wheels Perhaps it's a case of "fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, shame on you."
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posted on
08/04/2004 5:12:42 AM PDT
by
Lacey
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