Totally off topic, but your picture reminded me of something funny I heard yesterday.
I was listening to Glenn Beck's show, and Glenn kept pretending to dial up Kerry to ask questions about his flip-flopping, etc.
Everytime they'd call Kerry's number, they played a "tape" of Kerry's answering machine saying;
"Hi, this is John Kerry. I'm not home right now, I'm out at a farm, with a gun, standing in front of a flag. Leave a message."
Sorry for the OT, but it's your picture's fault, LOL.