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DEF Poetry--The Truth at Last!!
National Review Online ^
| July 23, 2004
| Mark Goldblatt
Posted on 08/04/2004 8:41:17 AM PDT by lsilver5
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:41:20 AM PDT
by
lsilver5
To: lsilver5
I've caught an episode or two of this "Def Poetry" series.
This crap is even worse than Vogon poetry.
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:47:20 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(May the wings of Liberty never lose so much as a feather.)
To: lsilver5
Most serious white students of black "street culture" blatantly kiss that "street culture"'s behind and accept all its assumptions as gospel.
Goldblatt is, therefore, something very special.
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:50:49 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: lsilver5
I had the misfortune of watching about 30 seconds of this show one night. It was pure trash; all the bitching and whining and the down with whitey attitude. I wonder if anyone has bothered to tell these fools who are "keeping it real" that they have managed to go from being illiterate and wearing ill fitting clothes to.... Being illiterate and wearing ill fitting clothes. Then again, if anyone told them, would they even listen?
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:53:31 AM PDT
by
wasp69
("I drank what?" - Socrates (469-399 BC)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!
- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:55:28 AM PDT
by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: Tax-chick
Library list, Mark Goldblatt, "Africa Speaks"
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:56:50 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You just can't mistake a St. Bernard for a pot-bellied pig.)
To: bikepacker67
The dead swans lay in the stagnent pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.
(I think the misspellings really make it work - T-c)
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posted on
08/04/2004 8:59:54 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You just can't mistake a St. Bernard for a pot-bellied pig.)
To: lsilver5
DEF? I thought for a moment he meant "Deutsche Emailwaren Fabrik."
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:01:59 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(It's a man's life in the Cardiff Rooms, Libya)
To: bikepacker67
YEEEAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
All right, I'll tell you where the Rebel Base is, just STOP!!!!
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:02:48 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
To: lsilver5
Def Comedy Jam was 99% unfunny, so I presume Def Poetry Jam to be 99% unpoetic.
To: bikepacker67
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me / As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. / Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes. / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, / Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, / see if I don't! - Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz Actually, I kind of liked it. I thought the metaphysical imagry was quite stunning.
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:06:14 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: lsilver5
"What's all this talk I hear about death poetry?"
...
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:06:47 AM PDT
by
George Smiley
(It amazes me how easily John Kerry can straddle both sides of the fence for any given issue.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
This crap is even worse than Vogon poetry.So, it's bumped Sally's (can't remember her last name) place as the worst poetry in the universe? I'm shocked.
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:09:08 AM PDT
by
zeugma
(The Great Experiment is over and the Constitution is dead.)
To: Petronski
I wonder how many of us are going to get that reference. I thought the same thing: "Something new about Schindler?"
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:26:01 AM PDT
by
Defend the Second
(We are free because we are armed.)
To: lsilver5
With so many good role models to follow as example, I'll never understand why there is such popularity with the lowest common denominator.
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:27:13 AM PDT
by
Made In The USA
(NO, I don't have to call you the President of Iraq. Now sit down!)
To: zeugma
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
She's the one that wrote the dead swan poem
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:28:33 AM PDT
by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: bikepacker67
WTF????
This has to be a joke, right?
Meaningless drivvle. Completely benign and void of redeeming quality or value.
To: zeugma
So, it's bumped Sally's (can't remember her last name) place as the worst poetry in the universe? I'm shocked. "The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth."
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:42:37 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(May the wings of Liberty never lose so much as a feather.)
To: Don Simmons
This has to be a joke, right? The "poem" I posted was a joke.
It's from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Ya see there's these Vogons, who are about to destroy the earth to make way for an intergalactic highway (evidently eminent domain extends to extra-terrestrial bureaucracies as well) also fancy themselves poets.
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:42:44 AM PDT
by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: lsilver5
Anyone remember the spoof of this stuff that Eddie Murphy did on SNL? He played in inmate named Tyrone Green and performed the following poem:
Dark and lonely on a summer's night
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Watchdog barking
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Slip in his window
Break his neck
Then his house
I start to wreck
Got no reason What the heck
Kill my Landlord
Kill my landlord
C-I-L-L my l a n d l o r d
It was hilarious!
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posted on
08/04/2004 9:46:59 AM PDT
by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
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