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How anyone can work the word "liberal" into libertarian, is beyond me. I think liberals write this stuff for them.

I suppose they are simply aghast at the idea of the government NOT having total control over every aspect of a person's life.

85 posted on 08/07/2004 11:29:59 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (Nothing is Bush's fault... Nothing is Bush's fault... Nothing is Bush's fault...)

I'm waiting for a pamphlet to be mailed to me, explaining the government regs and specs of installing new rolls of Charmin on the dispenser peg. Also, I'm not sure which direction the twisty-tie on a bag of bread should be turned; I need guidance on this matter.

Should I mow the yard clockwise our counter-clockwise? I don't want to be breaking any laws when it comes to lawn maintenance. Hope my shaving schedule is up to government guidelines. Oops, I haven't sorted my socks for weeks! Will the Homeland Footcovering Storage Authority write me a ticket?

It hasn't gotten THAT silly... yet. Thank God.

93 posted on 08/08/2004 10:02:10 AM PDT by The Libertarian Dude ("I own my body. It does not belong to the government." - Walter E. Williams)