[misterrob]

Time for:

How do you know that you are dating a fat chick?

1) She weighs more then you, and you played right tackle back in high school.

2) When you go to bed at night your side of the bed requires a step ladder to reach.

3) Your car's front end is constantly out of alignment and pulls right.

4) You have to buy three movie tickets for you and her when you go out.

5) No one messes with you at the bar, lest they have to deal with your body guard.

6) She is invited to speak at the Lane Bryant company sales meeting.

7) The restaurant down the street with the All You Can Eat buffet sent a No Trespass order to your house.


Any more?????

[Pete98]

Classic victim language. Next we'll have federal affirmative action programs for fat women.

Look ladies, it's a choice. You can't force us to marry you. You can either be the kind of woman we want, or you can be single and die alone in a house full of cats. It's your choice.

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOL!