Next time you visit, you are welcome to go on a hunger strike.
You have my support all the way!
I do apologize for those thoughtless yanks and yankettes who held a gun to your head and forced you to pig out. And don't feel bad about being a size 22. it looks good on you!
It might also help if next time you visit us, you refuse the hospitality of Rosie O'Donuts and Michael Moo...