While in the Army a jerk like Kerry usually got what is known as a blanket party. That is where someone comes up from behind you and throws a blanket over your head and most everyone would anonomously beat the poop out of you.
You ever hear of "FRAGGIN'"?
An Army tradition that should have been introduced to the Navy.
If it had, we would not have this problem now.
You said: While in the Army a jerk like Kerry usually got what is known as a blanket party. That is where someone comes up from behind you and throws a blanket over your head and most everyone would anonomously beat the poop out of you.
That would take a lot of beating for Mr. Kerry, since he is full of it.
Plus, could you envision this effete fop as an Army Platoon Leader humpin' a ruck and sleeping in the muck with 'the little people'?