First Lady:"Woah! Step back sister! Ya got some stank goin on!"
"Um, Senator...Your fly is open...
Kerry: "..And that's why it's OK if you're a Red Sox fan. Because cats like milk. I voted for it. Bush likes to say I flip-flop, but I like cheese too."
Kerry: "Oh crap. Was I for this or against this. OoOoOo!!! I can't remember!!!! Eenie, meenie, minny, moe...
Audience member: "Mr. Kerry, would you support abortion with tax dollars?"
Kerry:"I...uh...ummm...oh uh...feel...yeah! feel! your...suffering....because I had an abortion myself....it happened in Vietnam...I have a home video of it.
Bush: "Keep smiling jackass. We just found Bin Ladin....in IRAQ!!!"