[MotherofTen]

One last one.
I invariably hear, when folks learn that I have ten, :

"We know what you've been doing!"

I finally came up with a nonembarrassing reply:

"Yes, lots of laundry!"

[Tax-chick]

I'll have to remember that!

I get, "What do you do in your spare time (smirk)?" I always answer, "Sleep!"