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My name is Last-Word Larry. I am automatically programmed to always have the last word. I can't stop talking and communicating with people. Trees in a park will do, when all the people are asleep, but I find trash cans to be particularly standoffish at five in the morning. I used to call Greyhound Races because I couldn't shut up, then I became a spruiker outside retail shops, then I became a carnival announcer outside those games where people put ping pong balls in the rotating clowns heads, then I got into reading the stock market results out on the radio for the blind station, then I started visiting thousands of chat forums where I wait till the end of a thread to make sure I am the last person.

It's an interesting life. My favourite song is U2's "I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

I have to watch out though for Last-Word-Lenny who keeps trumping me on various chat sites on the internet. If you read this Lenny, bugger off to another chat site.