Actually Theresa is a plant by the Bush Campaign to ensure victory for Bush... ;)
Well, even if it isn't true, Bush couldn't ask for better help from the Kerry camp!! (unless you count Kerry's own blundering...!!)
If you are looking for an October surprise then there it is.
Well, Teresa used to be a Republican. I don't think she wants to be First Lady. Seriously--she's got billions; she probably just wants to relax on her yacht and fly around on her private jet and buy new wardrobes and insult peasants, not deal with boring State dinners and having to smile for the photographers all the time.
Of course, after November 2 (or whenever Kerry finally throws in the towel) she'll be able to do this for the rest of her life, thank God.