I copied this from a post on a sports message board:
Signing the best free-agent Shortstop to join your team who already has an all-star shortstop - 200,000,000 $
Signing the best hitter from Japan and a Power hitter from Atlanta to help your Monopoly - 75, 000, 000 $
Paying a power hitter first baseman to sit the bench and watch the game. 100,000,000 $
Looking at the faces on every single one of those guys when the Red Sox bent them over, at home, after being down 3 games to none. PRICELESS
hehehe...love it !