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Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants (Names, Photos of Ineffectual Girly-Man 'Rat Cowards)
The Smoking Gun ^ | 10/22/04 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 10/22/2004 10:50:19 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack

OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Arizona
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; girliemen; liberallosers; newprisonboytoys; ratcowards; youregay
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To: cripplecreek

shave their heads...damn little mutants


51 posted on 10/22/2004 10:56:37 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

Commies in the making.


52 posted on 10/22/2004 10:56:41 AM PDT by blakep
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

Perhaps they're wearing T-shirts with vulgar messages...I'm just guessing.


53 posted on 10/22/2004 10:56:41 AM PDT by Tredge (Your Democratic Party - A Cult in Search of a Personality)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
That one on the right looks like he's been snorting. He's got a Bill Clinton red nose.

Ann should bring a couple of creme pies with her when she speaks, hide them in the podium and if anyone else attempts to throw pies at her, she should toss her pies right back! Either that or water balloons.

54 posted on 10/22/2004 10:56:48 AM PDT by mass55th ("If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?"----Abe Lincoln (1809-1865))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
First Idiot: DAMN! Getting kicked out of college! Seven years of my life wasted! [Bluto's line from 'Animal House']
Second Idiot: Yeah, ain't gonna be a freshman no more...

55 posted on 10/22/2004 10:56:52 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The one on the right looks like he could be related to the IUPAT thug who ripped up that little girl's Bush sign a couple of weeks ago.


56 posted on 10/22/2004 10:57:13 AM PDT by UsnDadof8 (W stands for We dont need no stinkin global test)
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To: KantianBurke

That's an insult to hillbillies.


57 posted on 10/22/2004 10:57:21 AM PDT by p. henry
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To: Names Ash Housewares
nah - more like this:


58 posted on 10/22/2004 10:57:54 AM PDT by KantianBurke (Am back but just for a short while)
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To: counterpunch

39 posts . . .jeez. At least somebody knows the rules.


59 posted on 10/22/2004 10:58:03 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Crom!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Wimpy, girlie-boy, lib-dem punks. Ann could kick their simpleton asses, herownself.


60 posted on 10/22/2004 10:58:24 AM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm ( veni vidi vino visa "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

You're right. This is such a wuss move on their part.


61 posted on 10/22/2004 10:58:34 AM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

These guys look like your typical RAT voter. IQ below the Jimmy Carter line.


62 posted on 10/22/2004 10:58:40 AM PDT by Moconservative
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To: counterpunch; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
..THUGS! ...say good bye to the good life, you now have a rap sheet...make your parents proud.

IMHO ..and if your parents agree w/ you...your parents are MORONS, too.

63 posted on 10/22/2004 10:58:46 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

2 liberal bed wetters crying for their mommies.


64 posted on 10/22/2004 10:58:57 AM PDT by Ron in Acreage (Kerry is a threat to national security)
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To: Names Ash Housewares
jeez the guy on the right looks like "Little Alex" from A Clockwork Orange.

Crap! I thought the same thing!

Let us hope they get the same "reeducation" regime!! LOL!

65 posted on 10/22/2004 10:59:04 AM PDT by SpinyNorman (Kerry's "global test" doesn't pass the smell test. Come to think of it, neither does Kerry.)
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To: jennyjenny

LOL!


66 posted on 10/22/2004 10:59:31 AM PDT by octobersky
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Dumb and Dumber! OR Jack and A$$!


67 posted on 10/22/2004 11:00:02 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: ejdouglas

Oh no. They are very tough. Tough from throwing things at women.


68 posted on 10/22/2004 11:00:10 AM PDT by firebrand
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
 

Hey Mom & Dad

See what your hard earned money bought when you sent me to be a Wild Cat?

Aren't you proud of me?

 

 

 

 

69 posted on 10/22/2004 11:00:12 AM PDT by HawaiianGecko (Member of the PajamaNati for 1/6th of a year)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Why are they wrapped in sheets?


70 posted on 10/22/2004 11:00:54 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Loser on the right sure has a bent red nose.
72 posted on 10/22/2004 11:01:52 AM PDT by fso301
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To: counterpunch


73 posted on 10/22/2004 11:01:55 AM PDT by AndrewC (I also think that Carthage should be destroyed. - Cato)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

These guys look very bright, thats why everyone calls them "Sonny".


74 posted on 10/22/2004 11:02:00 AM PDT by Nonstatist
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

On the way to a Roger Clinton nose on the right.


75 posted on 10/22/2004 11:02:01 AM PDT by Carolinamom (John & Liz Edwards: trash w/cash)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hopefully they will be locked up and can't vote on 11/2. Two liberal girlie men vs. one conservative woman. She still won.


76 posted on 10/22/2004 11:02:41 AM PDT by TripsN1
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To: Tredge; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

Read the post - it's expalined there


77 posted on 10/22/2004 11:02:54 AM PDT by DanTheAdmin (Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. (RWR))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Do they have previous arrests for hitting women? I bet they wouldn't dare hit a man, only a 100 lbs. woman.


78 posted on 10/22/2004 11:03:16 AM PDT by Dante3
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To: counterpunch

We're slippin' folks...no Ann Colturer pic. till post #39. THANKS :))


79 posted on 10/22/2004 11:03:32 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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To: WestTexasWend
Whereas the sheet makes them look like they've been sentenced to a haircut.

LOL! Or, photographed while in their highchairs. :D

80 posted on 10/22/2004 11:03:32 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

John Cusack and Woody Harrelson star in

More Dumber and Dumbest: A Love Story


81 posted on 10/22/2004 11:03:57 AM PDT by Sloth ("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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To: Fallstaff

No, they would never make it as klansmen. They are what they are communistic liberal anarchists on the low low. The two will be jailed for maybe 1year 1 day,in the meantime they will serve as fluff boys to keep the inmate morale up. Ha Ha.


82 posted on 10/22/2004 11:04:07 AM PDT by No Surrender No Retreat
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

If these two Smucks want to fight then we ought to send them to Iraq. If they ever had to go they'd probably p*ss their girly panties?


83 posted on 10/22/2004 11:04:38 AM PDT by zbogwan2 (Clinton's and Field's noses look pretty similar?)
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To: AndrewC

BWAHAHAHA!!!

BINGO!


84 posted on 10/22/2004 11:05:21 AM PDT by DanTheAdmin (Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. (RWR))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

both 24

Sixth year freshmen.

85 posted on 10/22/2004 11:05:45 AM PDT by fso301
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Aren't the moron "anybody-but-Bush" whackjobs cute?
Pervert Neanderthals!
86 posted on 10/22/2004 11:06:17 AM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
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To: Fallstaff

They look like Dope heads to me who listen to Dave Metthews!


87 posted on 10/22/2004 11:06:34 AM PDT by JFC ( President Bush, You are being prayed for along with our country daily, by millions of us.)
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To: Fallstaff

Repeated from another post. I think they look like Eric Burdon from the Animals and "Jaws" from the Bond flick.


88 posted on 10/22/2004 11:06:49 AM PDT by 101st-Eagle
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To: COBOL2Java

The arizona police have conveniently wrapped the perps up in a sheet to prepare them for the pies they are about to receive... expulsion, prison time and some new roomates.


89 posted on 10/22/2004 11:07:02 AM PDT by orangelobster
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To: Just another Joe

Read the post - it's explained there…


90 posted on 10/22/2004 11:07:29 AM PDT by DanTheAdmin (Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. (RWR))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Good gracious, what a couple of stupid-looking, ugly jerks! Yowza.


91 posted on 10/22/2004 11:07:31 AM PDT by Nea Wood (I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Apprentice union thugs? Or gay marriage proponents?
92 posted on 10/22/2004 11:08:02 AM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The really sad part is that their parents are probably actually proud of their little liberal puke punk sons!


93 posted on 10/22/2004 11:08:15 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Such sweet young lads and they look so intelligent, too. Poster boys for what is wrong with university education in America today.


94 posted on 10/22/2004 11:08:36 AM PDT by An American In Dairyland (Have you forgotten?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Ooops! I'm sorry. I didn't know that your not supposed to post phone numbers and SSN's. I'll try to control myself in the future. Regards, Anton!


95 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:27 AM PDT by anton
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Are they asking for volunteers to go help clean the cream pies off of Anne?
Cause I can be on a plane in an hour!
96 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:34 AM PDT by wagglebee (Benedict Arnold was for American independence before he was against it.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

97 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:40 AM PDT by petercooper (Everything I ever needed to know about Islam, I learned on 9-11-01.)
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To: DanTheAdmin
WTF? Thanks, I didn't read far enough.

Why on earth would they extend them a courtesy such as that? Stupid is as stupid does I guess.

98 posted on 10/22/2004 11:09:57 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: kingattax
They were dreaming of being the center of admiration at the next frat house party, where they could regale the crowd with their " just two wild and crazy guy's" routine.
Unfortunately, after they get out of the jail and get fined for over $3,000. in property damage and probably get expelled from the University for having a criminal assault record, the story will have lost it's comic edge.
99 posted on 10/22/2004 11:10:15 AM PDT by finnigan2
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To: counterpunch

What's with the garb?

Almost looks like straightjackets.


100 posted on 10/22/2004 11:10:16 AM PDT by roadrunner96
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