Bill Clinton's mystery blood infection and brain damage revealed

The New Kerala, India ^ | 10-30-04

[CBart95]

Bill! Not to worry Bill. It's only the "Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie-Woogie Blues"! Take some VIAGRA and call me in the morning if something comes up.

[opocno]

My mistake in not recognizing the subtle sarcasm.

[elli1]

... Hillary had Socks euthanized.

Sources? Betty Currey (sp) adopted Socks. Maybe if Betty hadn't stepped up, Socks' chips would've gotten cashed, but that, reportedly, was NOT the case.

[KsSunflower]

Didn't see his interview on ABC, but thought he sounded a little slurred in Philly.

[Hawk44]

He won't be sick
if Monica would lick
his magic stick

[nmh]

Yeah, the tabloids are the ones that came out with the truth. They forced the liberal media to start covering it.

[Semper Paratus]

Doctors were tipped off to the brain damage when Bill tried to hit on Hillary when she visited the hospital.

[TheSarce]

Aha, finally, someone is talking about this!

[GrandEagle]

According to the National Enquirer
He probably got it from the aliens that picked him up on their way to meet Elvis.

[kenth]

They couldn't wait to get him out there. But, then again, the individual doesn't matter when the whole of the left is at stake. No matter who the individual is.

[GrandEagle]

Actually, the National Enquirer has a significantly better track record than the NYT.
Could be.. If you sling enough BS some of it is bound to stick.
A better track record is probably unlikely (IMHO) if the number of articles printed were compared with the number of articles that had any foundation in truth.

[camas]

if he kicks the bucket does hillary lose her secret service protection?? in other words she will have to pay her own rent!!!

[gitmo]

Brain damage fears were raised a month into Clinton's recuperation when he failed to recognize a Secret Service agent who has been with him since 2001, according to a source.

Oh, we've suspected it for over a decade.

[joan_30]

Remember when Clinton was speaking to the nation..He looked at the camera and said " I did NOT have sex with that woman... same symptoms he is having now .. heh heh

[Slyfox]

Syphilis??

[Joe Miner]

The NE broke the Gennifer Flowers story when nobody else would touch it, they broke the Gary Hart story, and they were right on the Limbaugh story.

I didn't know all that. Thanks.

[hotshu]

Nope, was not liberal before nor after surgery. I said I suffered from memory loss, not character loss.

Thanks for the further explaination of the mechanics and physiology. I do remember having monstrous headaches for several days following the surgery.

[VOA]

According to the National Enquirer, he may have suffered permanent brain damage
due to the surgery. He has also been battling a deadly blood infection.

Having taken a year or so to recover from a bacterial infection that
got out of hand (thanks to a MORON of an M.D.), my cognitive processes
were "sub-optimal" for nearly a year.
I don't know if it was from the fatigue of recovery, but it did hit me that way.

Well, I can say that if the report is true, I do have some sympathy for the rascal
and wish him well.

[hotshu]

Thanks for your wishes. Prayers for your friend and his family. Theirs is an uplifting story.