I live in Kentucky.
Ain't got no teeth.
Ain't got no shoes.
Ain't got no socks.
I sing the blues (just made that up).
I go to family reunions so I can hit up on the babes.
My porch collapsed and kilt three of my huntin dawgs.
Got me a hogleg, but rather like popping claymores instead--ain't no one stealing my yards signs.
Gonna get me indoor plumin one of these days.
I like them Chikynuggats.
I votes for Bush because Rush and Sean tolt me to.
And I don't like them ayatoler fellers.
LOL!!