Deer hunter shoots llama by mistake

MPLS Star & Sickle ^ | 11-8-04 | ap

[Recon by Fire]

Well I remember a lady bringing a mule (tagged with deer tag) to the Ranger station to be checked in. I remember the Ranger telling her "well this is not a mule deer, but since you killed it, now you must take it"

[dfwgator]

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout:

"LOOK OUT, THERE ARE LLAMAS!"

[quark]

"Kin ah git me a llama huntin' license heah?"
-- Jean-Foutre Kerry

[Brilliant]

The gun's fault.

[dfwgator]

The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

[omega4412]

As the story goes, a farmer was tired of having his cows shot by deer hunters like that one, so just before hunting season he painted "COW" in foot-high red letters on the side of each cow. The first day of hunting season, one of the cows was shot. The farmer asked the hunter, "Didn't you see 'COW' painted on the side?" "Yeah, but I thought it said 'DEER'."

[fritzz]

Well, llamas don't look like a cow..Lol

[JesseHousman]

Oh.

[N. Theknow]

What's a "One L Lama?"

Ans. A Tibetan holy man.

What's a "Two L Lama?"

Ans. A South American pack animal.

What's a "Three L Lama?"

Ans. A big fire in Boston.

[Bikers4Bush]

And the giant fuzzy coat of fur isn't a dead give away or anything either.

[ez2muz]

A Møøse eating cheese is often mistaken for a llama

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

They need to take the hunter (?) snipe hunting.

[OldFriend]

And the llama is running loose because?????????

[ken5050]

For bonus points..what's a baby llama called?

[KMC1]

That dear sure is puffy and furry...and pretty dang slow come to think of it..

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

BLUE STATE!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO....

[Arrowhead1952]

Years ago, some out of state hunters shot two "spike bucks" near Austin, Tx. They had them strapped on the hood of their car. Unfortunately, they were exotic goats. The game warden saw them on the hiway and took them back to the ranch and had them pay the owner.

[Charles Henrickson]

Llamenting the lloss. . . .

[PBRSTREETGANG]

For bonus points..what's a baby llama called?

A llama bean?

[horizondb]

I thought Kerry was hunting in Ohio?