Did somebody say Llama?
Posted on 11/08/2004 1:18:14 PM PST by Rakkasan1
"I didn't know llama had antlers!"
They don't and neither do does...
This is a case where a rookie shoots without identifying their target.
no Moose, but Ed Meese better watch out.
This is why I don't hunt on public land any more.
Even with bright orange on, you could get someone like
John "can I get me a huntin' license" Kerry out there who would shoot you.
Not far from the Spam factory, eh? Hmmm. . . .
"Llam"? "Sppama"?
Oh how cute!
I want one!
(And even I know the difference between a deer and a llama)
So just what exactly does llama chili taste like, I wonder.
The only llamas I want are Tony's....
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
"Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga...."
more like drunk and took off on a four wheeler.
That's pretty LLAME...
He was trying to escape from Michael Jackson.
Did somebody say Llama?
Oh, praise da Lawd! From the headline, I thought someone had killed Fernando Llamas!
...or LLMAO, as it were...
I remember several years ago Paul Harvey told a story about a guy getting shot in his backside while he defecated in the woods. Seems a deer hunter saw the toilet paper, and mistook him for a "white tail deer". True story.
LLOLL!
Son of a .....!!!!
I suck at HTML tagging and have been working on that image for five minutes. Kudos.
This is either accidentally funny, or intentionally funny.
We're on the road, and we're gunning for the Buddha ...
--Shriekback
Como say llama is dead...
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