[Poohbah]

The article is a flat-out lie, but FReepers will surely lose their minds anyway. Sigh.

If the Force gives the authors of this article power over weaker minds, then the FReepers going bats**t over this merit this immortal description from my drill instructor:

"If brains were rifle oil, they wouldn't have enough to grease the dynamo in a firefly's butt!"

[Pukin Dog]

I swear, some of us wake up thinking somehow, someway they are going to get screwed by Bush. Rush Limbaugh says we don't know how to act like winners. I sadly agree. Now that we don't have Kerry to kick around anymore, we are dying to get back to our daily diet of bitching about the betrayal that is right around the corner. Less bitching, more drinking.