[KOZ.]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

this one just cracked me up.

[megatherium]

Somewhere or other the other week I read about a novel someone wrote, set a couple of decades in the future, where some of the action happens on the USS Hillary Clinton, an aircraft carrier named after "America's most uncompromising wartime president". (I think Jerry Pournelle or a letter-writer on his site www.jerrypournelle.com mentioned this novel.) Creepy, or what?