[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Is that anything like "practicing" Catholic?

I think it's time to trot out an old-and extremely corny-standby.

Question:

How do you get into Heaven?

Answer:

Practice, practice, practice.

[coconutt2000]

haha... no, our jewish ancestor saw the wave of anti-semitism coming and he converted all of his children to catholicism, and gave them his german first name as their last name. we had no idea he was jewish until someone discovered his journals.