(In my best Drill Instructor voice)
We had some new recruits packing chutes.
If your chute fails to open, use your reserve.
If your reserve fails to open.
Return it and we'll exchange it and send you up again.
(after an underwear change of course)
OR
Place the left toe of your boot
over the side of your right boot
and point your toes downward.
We'll cut a slot in your helmet
and unscrew you from the ground.
"He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright.
He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight.
He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar.
You ain't gonna jump no more".
Chorus:
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die.
He ain't gonna jump no more.
Blood On The Risers