[spycatcher]

True, but of course Kerry would have never have been there after getting shot (or scratched) the day before. He would have been recuperating back in the states.

[longtermmemmory]

Kerry would have shot him and applied for a bronze star, a purple hart (for the hangnail pulling the trigger) and then written a book on how there was a fierce fire fight at the time. again.

[GeekDejure]

True, but of course Kerry would have never have been there after getting shot (or scratched) the day before. He would have been recuperating back in the states.
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I single handedly won the cold war, I double handedly won the hot war, and if you ignorant Republicans would have elected me president, I would have already underhandedly won the Iraqi war without even blinking an eye. That is to say, I am a supercalifragalistic, ultra megamagnificient war hero, and I've got the all the ribbons and medals to prove it !!!

The entire war winning process would have been as easy as squeezin' ketchup! But I'm too busy right now flip-flopin' my presidential loss... otherwise I'd lay it all out for you so you could drool over the simplicity of it all.

I call it KERRyORISM !!!

My name is JOhnKERry and I approve this message !!!

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Heh Heh Heh (dirty laugh)