ZOT! This Website Is AntiChristian!

[babyface00]

"I'm too busy pouring gas on peoples' lawns in the shape of upside-down pentagrams and setting them on fire"

Upside-down? Darn, I've been doing it wrong all these years.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

It was the Admin Mod who sent it. I was on a thread where someone said they'd received a FReepmail from a troll. I whined because I'd never gotten a troll mail, so he sent this as a joke.

[VRWCmember]

Freepers, I need your advice. I need to sacrifice kittens, but I think the pet shelter's onto me, they won't give me any more kittens. Any advice?

Try the one at #75, but be careful.

[MEG33]

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/
This is my substitute

[trisham]

ZOT!

Catchy screen name, though.

[Sub-Driver]

here, have a fresh dose of OZONE!

[TChris]

Actual video of this moron getting his ZOT, with sound:

[Petronski]

No, I haven't. And I don't think I could get used to saying the prayer that way.

[visualops]

You know, I was in on that thread originally, and recently took a look back, and alot of posts have been pulled, and I don't remember that. It's practically every other one.

[stuartcr]

It may come as a surprise, but not all conservatives are Chritians!!

[Hank Rearden]

Lemme guess - one of those snakes y'all were a'handlin' got away, bit you, and now y'all are feverish.

Right?

[TheBigB]

Sounds like this might be our old friend "orange11"...

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1135631/posts

Wonder if "Peter J. Peters" = "Noah Horsely"

[Physicist]

Oh, those wacky designeduniverse cretins!

[texas_mrs]

There is a a whole village out looking for you..

[P-Marlowe]

Corin have you seen this?

[stuartcr]

It may come as a surprise, but not all conservatives are Christians!!

[visualops]

Switch to puppies.

[Tamar1973]

I agree with you. I don't say it that way either, but they type of Christians which our troll Sophia is mimicking probably are one of those KJV only types, who would be very familiar with that construction.

[Mr. Silverback]

I propbably shouldn't even respond (though I'm sure you're reading this) but I feel the need to speak out when someone substitutes arrogance for sound doctrine and then decides they're a better Christian than the rest of Christ's church. You don't need people to read and obey your posts, you need rebuke and repentance.

I posted another article later on about a movement by Pastor Peter J Peters that we should make write in votes for Jesus Christ.

That post alone proves you are clueless and do not belong on this forum at all, much less lecturing people about their beliefs.

I can think of no greater failure to be salt and light than to take one's vote and throw it away by voting for Jesus. Not only is it throwing away a precious chance to influence the culture, but it is a vote for someone who can not and will not serve in an American government.

I can think of no greater message of discouragement to politicians who really believe in Christian values than to say, "Step off heathen, you can't get my vote. Only Jesus is good enough for that."

And lastly, I can think of few greater blasphemies than voting for The King of Kings as if He is some mere politician.

I hope this post was a hoax, but sadly, it probably isn't.

One last note: I've seen easily a dozen threads on this site discussing the invalidity of Halloween, and you're the first person to get zotted because of it. I'll bet a donut or two you got banned for the strident "You're all going to Hell because you don't agree with me" routine, not for the content of your thread. Remember, God wants Christians who bear fruit, not a bunch of religious nuts.

[Coyoteman]

Ah, "The Flame to End All Flames" (or a variation thereof)!

See http://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/special/flame.html for a history.